There was this man named David Seville and I should say:
Dave Seville's pity! Dave Seville's pity!

This goofball madman shows you something and he said "Alvin!"
Just don't go berserk and his name is Dave Seville!

And because we have fun with this middle man,
We can always act like Dave Seville and we breakdance with him

Who makes phony phone calls and deserves to say Alvin's name?
He's a terrible man who knows you!
Dave Seville's pity? Dave Seville's pity!

And this weekend only,take advantage of our concert that will drive you nuts
Two for price of one,two tickets cost just a dollar

Don't forget,he don't have high-pitched voices
And what worse way to say,"I hate you" than with the life of that Dave Seville
Dave Seville's pity! Dave Seville's pity?

"Hello,this is Dave Seville,don't ever say Dave Seville's pity.
You liked me awfully so much,you are all idiots."

Dave Seville's pity! Seven reasons that make you withstand some of the phony phone calls

"Dave,what did those neighbors wanted to just say?"
"Dave Seville's pity. They don't like me,and that's all!"