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Song Parodies -> "I Have Saw "Beat the Clock""

Original Song Title:

"I Lost on Jeopardy"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"I Have Saw "Beat the Clock""

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Everybody to fans knew the 1951 broadcast of "Beat the Clock" about the 300 boy scouts appearing with Roxanne and the big elephant.
I was there to go back in quantum leap to 1951
Our leaper had saw an very old episode of "Beat the Clock"
I was tense, I had saw 300 boy scouts coming with Roxanne
The greatest moment in television history
Oh, but I wanted to see all the elephants for them

I have saw Beat the Clock, baby, ooh
I have saw Beat the Clock, baby, ooh

Well, I knew I can see the elephants
Let's take our picture, Roxanne
Oh, 'cause I got the huge eleohant now
And then my kids went stared
I can make the camera for them
And then there is my skunk for them
Well, we have taken a big picture
Just tell me now what I didn't see, yeah, yeah

I have saw Beat the Clock, baby, ooh
I have saw Beat the Clock, baby, ooh

(AmiRight Users)
That's right, yours - our kinescope is lost
And let me tell you what you have survived: an old copy of a What's My Line kinescope
Some other copies of Truth or Consequences television show, I Love Lucy and Beulah
But that's not all, all of the kinescopes are lost and begin treating themselves like toys
And you brought shame and disgrace to your today's name for generations to come
You don't get to see that show
You don't even get a lousy copy of the old Goldbergs
You're a complete loser!

Don't know what I was thinkin' of
I guess I just acting it up
Well, I sure hope I do better
The greatest moment in television history

I have saw Beat the Clock, baby, ooh
I have saw Beat the Clock, baby, ooh
I have saw Beat the Clock, baby
The greatest moment in TV and human history!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Phil Ossifer - October 31, 2022 - Report this comment
Oh, I'm lovin' this! Fedora Fred taps Captain Copy/Paste as the one to carry on the important work of trying to stir up interest in a TV episode no one else has ever heard of, let alone cares about. "I have saw Beat The Clock". "Everybody to fans..." You would've flunked English back in Fedora Fred's day. OTOH, the votes speak for themselves.
George Leon Briant - November 24, 2022 - Report this comment
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