I was there to match my elections on national TV
Against each opponents and decided to get a candidate
I was tense, I was nervous, I guess it just wasn't my night
Every viewer could have the vote
Oh, but I want to get the votes right-ight-ight

I vote for Donald Trump, baby, ooh
I vote for Donald Trump, baby, ooh

Well, I knew I was in trouble now
My hope of voting good
Oh, 'cause I got the voting here now
And then my mind went blank
I have to vote for Donald Trump
And then my head started to look
Well, I had to approve my message
Just tell me now what I want to vote, yeah, yeah

I vote for Donald Trump, baby, ooh
I vote for Donald Trump, baby, ooh

That's right, Don - you vote
And let me tell you what you want to vote: a series of multiple Zoom livestreams
A case of Cookie Crisp, and a years supply of Dorito's, the Greatest Nacho Cheese
But that's not all, you also made yourself looked beautiful in front of millions of people
And you brought friends and good to your family name for generations to come
You have to do a new vote for four more years
You wanted to help make America great again
You're a complete voter!

Don't know what I was thinkin' of
I guess I just wasn't to bright
Well, I sure hope I do better
I have a new candidate for four more years-ears-ears

I vote for Donald Trump, baby, ooh
I vote for Donald Trump, baby, ooh
I vote for Donald Trump, baby