Put down that video game and listen to her
It's time for her to join in the fight
It's time to let her sisters do backbreaking chores
It's time to let her become the boss

She'd better put all her siblings in one Vanzilla
She'd better count her schemes before they hatch
She'd better sell some pizza before it's time
She'd better find herself an itch to scratch (even if she's literally in poison ivy)

She'd better cover the Casagrandes house with all the Charmin she can while Ronnie Anne's not around
Place her bikini clad body on a lounge chair and get herself a tan

Talk with her mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds her
Bite off more than she chews
What can she do
Dare to be Lori

Take some small steps
Look for Mr. Coconuts
Get her cell phone working now
Lola shows her how
She can dare to be Lori

She can turn Lincoln into a human pretzel
She abandons ship
She eats a bunch of pizza

Dare to be Lori
Come on and dare to be Lori
It's so easy to do
Dare to be Lori
Her parents are literally waiting for her
Let's go

It's time to make a mountain out of a sand dune
So can she have a problem
There's no more time for crying over spilled milk
Now it's time for crying in your water

Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet
And party 'till she's broke and they drive her home
It's OK, she dares to be Lori

It's like catching Lincoln in her bedroom again
It's like building a room in a tree
It's like Lucy said she's going to buy one if she wants to get one free

Dare to be Lori (yes)
Why she dares to be Lori
It's so easy to do
Dare to be Lori
Her parents are literally waiting for her
Dare to be Lori

Burn her candle brightly
Bully a brother to no end
Bobby Santiago is her boyfriend

She's been a chocolate milk achiever
She sits around the house and watches Dream Boat
The future's up to Lori
So what she's gonna do

Dare to be Lori
Dare to be Lori
What did she said
Dare to be Lori
Ask Luan, what did she said
Dare to be Lori
It's alright
Dare to be Lori
She is literally Lori
Dare to be Lori
Come on, join the crowd
Dare to be Lori
Shout it out loud
Dare to be Lori
Leni can't hear her
Dare to be Lori
OK, Leni can hear her now
Dare to be Lori
Let's go, Dare to be Lori
Dare to be Lori
Dare to be Lori
Dare to be Lori
Dare to be Lori
Dare to be Lori
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