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Song Parodies -> "J.D. Roth's Cheese Warehouse"

Original Song Title:

"Spatula City"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"J.D. Roth's Cheese Warehouse"

Parody Written by:

Erik "Taz" Mokracek

The Lyrics

J.D. Roth's Cheese Warehouse

There's just one place to go for all of your Cheese needs
J.D. Roth's Cheese Warehouse
J.D. Roth's Cheese Warehouse

A giant warehouse of cheeses for every occasion. every cheese A-Z from very country A-Z. And because we eliminate the middle man, we can sell all our cheeses factory direct to you. Where do you go if you want to buy name brand spatulas at a fraction of retail cost?

J.D. Roth's Cheese Warehouse
J.D. Roth's Cheese Warehouse

And this weekend only, take advantage of our special liquidation sale. Buy nine pounds of cheese (same or mixed), get the tenth one free. Don't forget, they make great Christmas presents. And what better way to say "I love you." than with the gift of cheese?
J.D. Roth's Cheese Warehouse
J.D. Roth's Cheese Warehouse

Hello, this is J.D. Roth, president and CEO of J.D. Roth's Cheese Warehouse. I liked their cheeses so much, I bought the company.

J.D. Roth's Cheese Warehouse - zillions of locations; we're in the yellow pages under "cheese".

My, where did you get all this yummy port wine cheese?

J.D. Roth's Cheese Warehouse: We sell cheese, and that's all!

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Libby - February 02, 2019 - Report this comment
This isn't a song, dingdong.
Richard Cranium - December 17, 2019 - Report this comment
Okay, but seriously, who the hell is giving this garbage 5 stars?

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