-> "Polkamon on 45s"
Original Song Title:
"Polkas on 45"
Parody Song Title:
"Polkamon on 45s"
The Lyrics
The Poliwag, they lost their tails
Their belly swirls look just like snails
Their evolution never fails
Are we not 'mon? We are Poke
Are we not 'mon? P-O-K-E
Smoke on the Moltres
And fire in its type
Smoke on the Moltres
(I'm a Mew) I'm so cute
(I'm a Mew) Well, I'm a legend
(I'm a Mew) I know all the moves
(I'm a Mew) Do I win
(I'm a Mew) I was cloned
(I'm a Mew) I'm a little cat when I go into battle
Hey, hey, hey
Mew, don't you get mad
Go to Mewtwo and make him better
Remember to let clones into your heart
Then you will start to end the battle, battle, battle, battle, battle, battle, yeah
Lapras surfing, you're my surfboard
I go to the island, to Cinnabar Island, hey
In a dungeon that's unknown, Mewtwo, don't you know I will catch you
In a dungeon that's unknown, Mewtwo, don't you know that I cannot get Mew
Hey Red, where you goin' with that lightning bolt mouse
Hey Red, where you goin' with that lightning bolt mouse
To the top of Mt. Silver
I'll stay silent and this place is my new house
Raichu, Raichu, Raichu, Raichu, Raichu, Raichu
Raichu, Raichu, Raichu, Raichu, Raichu
Raichu, Raichu, Raichu, Raichu, Raichu, Raichu
Raichu, Raichu, Raichu, Raichu, Raichu
I'm a Poke-trainer guy with electric mouse
I'm Charizard, check it and see
My tail flame is at five hundred and three
Hey, Champion, I do more than fly
I'm Charizard, Charizard
Eevee, stones turn on
Be Vaporeon
Be a Flareon, be a Jolteon
I will evolve you
Game Freak, you gotta let me know
Should I catch that Missingno
See what it will multiply
If corruption, I will cry
But you gotta let me know, woh, woh, woh
Should I catch that Missingno
But it's Tower now, it's full of ghost gas
In the Tower, Gastly the ghost is a gas, gas, gas
People try to put it down (talkin' 'bout first generation)
Just because it's first around (talkin' 'bout first generation)
Seafoam Islands awful cold (talkin' 'bout first generation)
Gym Leader Blaine's really old (talkin' 'bout first generation)
It's the first generation (talkin' 'bout first generation)
It's the first generation, baby (talkin' 'bout first generation)
(talkin' 'bout first generation)
First, first, first, first, first, first generation (first generation)
Well, talkin' 'bout first g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-generation
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