Fat and drunk, what a disgrace
Guess the champ took ecstacy
Ain't gonna drive now, he'll have to face
Getting somewhere, he'll have to take the bus

But he's at a bar, sellin' alcohol
He'd never sell to any minors
Back on his feet, workin' near music hall
Come inside, maybe you'll hear him say

Try Bud Lite or Budweiser
They're on special tonight
If you want, you can have a Corona Light
You might like our Miller Lite and the Zima's all right
And they'd really go well with Bud Lite
Or Budweiser

Never drinks while on the job
He heard it's good to stay sober
Mixes drinks well, not like a slob
Have a drink, nothin' gets any better

Try Bud Lite or Budweiser
They're on special tonight
If you want, you can have a Corona Light
You might like our Miller Lite and the Zima's all right
And they'd really go well with Bud Lite
Or Budweiser

So today, his whiskey comes first
Still wants to take a Las Vegas vacation
Still stays sober;he doesn't make his life worst
All the while you can still hear him say

Try Bud Lite or Budweiser
They're on special tonight
If you want, you can have a Corona Light
You might like our Miller Lite and the Zima's all right
And they'd really go well with Bud Lite
Or Budweiser

Bud Lite or Budweiser
Bud Lite or Budweiser
Bud Lite or Budweiser