I'm solving the puzzle, Pat
I'm solving the puzzle, Pat
I'm solving the puzzle, Pat
I'm solving the puzzle, Pat

I would like to solve the puzzle
Because I now know the puzzle
So I will say what's in the puzzle
That's on the board, Pat

I won't touch the Wheel
Don't want to spin the Wheel
There's Bankrupt there on the Wheel
I'll solve it, I'll solve it, I'll solve it, I'll solve it
I'll solve it, I'll solve it now, Pat

I'm solving the puzzle, Pat
I'm solving the puzzle, Pat
I'm solving the puzzle, Pat
I'm solving the puzzle, Pat

I know I should probably spin
If I want a real big win
I just know it with no letters
So solving it that way is better

I'm solving the puzzle, Pat
Puzzle, Pat
I'm solving the puzzle, Pat
Puzzle, Pat

Oh I don't have any money
I don't want to spin for money
A thousand dollars, that's enough money
To win for this, Pat

I gotta make solves
Big, bold no-letter solves
I won't get rich off any of those solves
But Vanna will like it, will like it, will like it
Will like it, will like my solves

I'm solving the puzzle, Pat
I'm solving the puzzle, Pat
I'm solving the puzzle, Pat
I'm solving the puzzle, Pat

I know just what you will say
But I am solving it anyway
I know if I put my mind to it
I know I'd no-letter the whole show

Oh, you gotta have no letters
You need to solve with no letters
This puzzle doesn't have any letters
But I'll still solve, Pat

And so I'll solve it over
And over and over and over
And over and over and over
And over and over and over
And over and over and over again

Puzzle, Pat, puzzle, Pat
Puzzle, Pat, puzzle, Pat
Puzzle, Pat, puzzle, Pat

I'm solving the puzzle, Pat
With no letters, Pat