Here is my alternative version of "Dare To Be Stupid" entitled "Dare To Be Stupid 2.0" because it had references of celebrities, characters, graphic novels, clothing items, trademarks, fictional places, food items, movies, cartoons, toys and TV shows.

Put down that remote and listen to me
Its time for us to become a liberated person.
Its time to let your pre-teens grow up to be cowgirls
Its time to let your people get run over.
You'd better put all your ideas in your mind
You'd better count your prisoners before they get caught.
You'd better sell some frisbees before its time
You'd better find yourself an witch to zap.

You'd better smear your magical paintbrush on a piece of paper and become a better painter
While Laney Boggs and Saige Copeland are not around.
Stick your head in the grass and hide yourself until you become embarrassed.

Talk with your mouth full
Pinch the hand that feeds you
Pinch off more then you can chew
What can you do? Dare to be stupid!

Take some fabric,
Look for Susie Q,
Get your Brain working now,
I'll show you how you can dare to be stupid!

You can turn the other way,
You can just give up something,
You can eat a bunch of sandwiches and run away from danger.
(Dare to be stupid!) Come on and dare to be stupid,

It's so easy to do, dare to be stupid!
We're all waiting for you. Let's go!

It's time to make a mountain out of destroyed DVDs
So can I have a volunteer?
There's no more time for crying over spilled milk,
Now it's time for crying on your keyboard.

Settle down with Captain Underpants. Join the liberation rally.
Buy some sensible shoes and a previously viewed videocassette of "Star Spangled Girl".
Then party till you break someone's dog’s leg so they are going to put him away.
It's OK. You can dare to be stupid!

It's like living in a little house on the prairie
It's like drawing a Purple Moon logo on a piece of paper with a Sharpie purple marker.
It's like I say, you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free.

Dare to be stupid! (Yes) Why don't you dare to be stupid?
It's so easy to do. Dare to be stupid.
We're all waiting for you. Dare to be stupid.

Burn those annoying Teletubbies in the fire pit.
Throw Aussie & Ted’s Great Adventure into the lava where it belongs
Lloyd Nebulon is your friend.

You can be a Sailor Moon achiever.
You can sit around the house and watch That Girl, Lady LovelyLocks, Sweet Valley High, Winx Club, Robert DuVall, Leo Howard, Guardians of the Galaxy (the Animated Series), Littlest Pet Shop and MY LITTLE PONY: friendship is magic.
The future's up to you, so what'choo gonna do?
Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid!

What did I say? (Dare to be stupid)
Tell me what did I say? (Dare to be stupid)
It's alright (Dare to be stupid)
We can be stupid all night (Dare to be stupid)

Come on, join in the crowd (Dare to be stupid)
Shout it out loud (Dare to be stupid)
I can never hear you (Dare to be stupid)
OK, I can hear you now (Dare to be stupid)

Let's go!

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