-> "Trigger Happy (Skylanders Version)"
Original Song Title:
"Trigger Happy"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Trigger Happy (Skylanders Version)"
The Lyrics
Trigger happy, trigger happy
Got a Skylanders Swap Force, well you know it makes me feel all right
Got a Skylanders Trap Team by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night
There's no feeling any greater
Than to shoot first and ask questions later
Now he’s trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Well you can't take his guns away, he has a
Virtual right
Yeah, he gotta be ready if the enemies attack them tonight
He'll blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson
That oughta teach 'em all a darn good lesson
Now he’s trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Oh yeah, he’s trigger, trigger happy
Yes, he’s trigger, trigger happy
(Oh Activision, he’s) trigger, trigger happy
Yes, he’s trigger, trigger happy
(Oh, he’s so) trigger, trigger happy
Yes, he’s trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or he’s gonna have
To blow his enemies away
Oh, I accidentally placed him last night on the portal of power
I mistook him in the dark for a Skylanders Giants action figure
Now why'd you have to get so mad?
It's just a lousy virtual wound, game players
You know he’s trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Oh, he still haven't figured out the safety on his rifle yet
Spyro took a round, burning his enemies to a crisp
He filled that dragon so full of hot tamales
He'll have to use that dragon to scorch his enemies instead
Well, he’s trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Oh yeah, I'm trigger, trigger happy
Yes, he’s trigger, trigger happy
(Oh Activision, he’s) trigger, trigger happy
Yes, he’s trigger, trigger happy
(Oh, he’s so) trigger, trigger happy
Yes, he’s trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or he’s gonna have to blow his enemies away
Come on and grab your Skylanders action figures
What have you got to lose?
We'll all get fired up
And shoot at anything that moves
Got a brand new action figure with a laser sight
Oh, I'm prayin' some villain tries to destroy Skyland tonight
I always keep a Skylanders action figure in my room
You better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk?
Because he’s trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Oh yeah, he’s trigger, trigger happy
Yes, he’s trigger, trigger happy
(Oh Activision, he’s) trigger, trigger happy
Yes, he’s trigger, trigger happy
(Oh, he’s so) trigger, trigger happy
Yes, he’s trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or he’s gonna have
To blow his enemies away
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