My mouth is wide, my belly is too
I can’t help myself when I see food
Been called stout; yes, I’m quite a sight
I’m the guy that gives buffets a fright
Pile on, pile on, pile on more treats- delight!

Have a bigger bust, than model “fakes”
But my schlong’s shrunk down to a “tiny snake”
Create sinkholes when I fall down
Cause aftershocks when I move around

Well, I have to use a fork lift
To get my groceries to my car
When I go to take a portrait
It’s taken from the stars*!!!

Because I’m fat, I’m fat, rotund
(fat, fat, stinky, nasty fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you smell it
(fat, fat, stinky, nasty fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, hold your nose
(fat, fat, stinky, nasty fat)
Don’tcha call me corpulent, hefty, or round
It’s pretty obvious who just at’**

Go to the ocean so I can bathe
The Goodyear Blimp uses me for shade
At the dealership, an unlucky man
Wanted a sports car but got a van
If I add more pounds to this wide load
I’m gonna need Tent City*** clothes!

I have to dig a hole between two trees
So that the hammock will indeed swing
When the bus driver wants to make a right
I must move left and it’s still tight

Because I’m fat, I’m fat, rotund
(fat, fat, stinky, nasty fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you smell it
(fat, fat, stinky, nasty fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, hold your nose
(fat, fat, stinky, nasty fat)
Don’tcha call me paunchy, obese, or round
It's pretty obvious who at’

If you see me comin’ your way
Please don’t ask for me to race
‘Cause you know that I’m not drivin’
I take up U-Haul space

Because I’m fat, I’m fat, rotund
(fat, fat, stinky, nasty fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you smell it
(fat, fat, stinky, nasty fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, just pinch it, your nose
(fat, fat, stinky, nasty fat)
Food, food, food, when I sit on a rooftop
The helos scout me out****!

Because I’m fat, I’m fat, rotund
(fat, fat, stinky, nasty fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you smell it
(fat, fat, stinky, nasty fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, hold your nose
(fat, fat, stinky, nasty fat)
Don’tcha call me corpulent, hefty, or round
It’s pretty obvious who just at’

I’ve ballooned, I’m fat, I’m fat, rotund
(fat, fat, stinky, nasty fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you smell it
(fat, fat, stinky, nasty fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, just pinch it, your nose
(fat, fat, stinky, nasty fat)
And the whole world knows I’m thick and I’m stout
Let me tell you once again- who at’