I got someone to scratch my butt all day
Then I go outside and play
It's true what they say
It's a Dog's Life!

I'll have a dozen bones when I please
A fancy collar to kill those fleas
Please bless me when I sneeze
It's a Dog's Life!

I've heard human food is bad news
Well, I don't know 'bout that
I've had plenty of table scraps
And I'm living pretty fat

I got a bitch for each day of the week
I just lift my leg to take a leak
I need privacy so don't peek
It's a Dog's Life!

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They say that I'm man's best friend
From what I've seen it's true
If someone doesn't pet me soon
I'll just go tear up your shoe!

Well, I always have a full bowl of food
And even when I'm in a bad mood
My owner is not rude
It's a Dog's Life!

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I got my own little doggie door
And the cat to chase around
When he tries to come near
I just growl and he backs down!

You know I protect and defend
Whatever I own till the end
With no money to spend
It's a Dog's Life!

Call me Benji...I'm the one
You'll cuddle with when work is done
You're friends are gone, and your on your own.
Come on and just throw me a bone

I personally guarantee
I'll come back if you unleash me,
My roll model is Snoopy
It's a Dog's Life!
It's a Dog's Life!