Young man, checking fees got you down?
I said, young man, minimum fees abound?
I said, young man, have you just been turned down?
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, if your bank takes your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
that their A.T.M. fees are fine!

It's fun to bank with the M.B.N.A
It's fun to bank with the M.B.N.A
Pay your bills all online, do them all at one time,
the experience is sublime!!

I do my banking with M.B.N.A
Because its fun with the M.B.N.A
You get zero percent, on your MasterCard
You can take out an overdraft ...

Young man, are you tired of that fee?
I said, young man, checking wants to be free!
I said, young man, this one you can afford
and the line is not out the door

No man when his check takes a bounce
I said No man, likes to juimp at the chance
to pay fees of thirty-four ninety-nine
When he's already on bad times

That's why I bank with the M.B.N.A
It's fun to bank with the M.B.N.A
We are open all day, tellers speak En-ga-lay
and you won't have to wait all day!

I do my banking with M.B.N.A
Because its fun with the M.B.N.A
If you can't pay your loan, there is no need to moan
Get a forebearance on the phone!

Young man, you will need to invest
I said, young man, here's a thought to digest
you can't lose out, if you buy a CD
It's insured by F.D.I.C.

It's fun to bank with the M.B.N.A
It's fun to bank with the M.B.N.A
Pay your bills all online, do them all at one time,
the experience is sublime!!

I do my banking with M.B.N.A
Because its fun with the M.B.N.A
You get zero percent, on your MasterCard
You can take out an overdraft ...