Yo' man,You can't whack a ball in our town.
I said, yo' man, turn that frown up-side down.
I said, yo' man, Even if you shouldn't hang around
There's no need act all crappy.

Yo' man, Is there another place you can go?
I ask, yo' man, where sponsors throw you the dough.
But just don't, Think here you'll find it here
Yes, a girl who wants to see your big ol' rear .

No not at the, DANG-P-G-A's.
No not at the, DANG-P-G-A's.

They have everything for you to live your life,
But just ones who don't cheat on there wife's...

So don't act that way at the DANG-P-G-A's.
not if you want to play at the DANG-P-G-A's.

You can have lots of money, with a good caddy,
But don't think about becoming her Mac Daddy ...

Yo' man, are you listening to me?
I said, yo' man, do you want to be free?
I said, yo' man, It's so easy to see!.
You got to act like what a man should be!

No man, should cheat on his wife.
I said, yo' man, just take care of your-self,
And don't bother, with the DANG-P-G-A's.
And No green jackets for you toda-a.

So don't act that way at the DANG-P-G-A's.
not if you want to play at the DANG-P-G-A's.

They have everything for you to live your life,
But just ones who don't cheat on there wife's...


So don't act that way at the DANG-P-G-A's.
not if you want to play at the DANG-P-G-A's.

You can have lots of money, with a good caddy,
But don't think about becoming her Mac Daddy ...

No not at the, DANG-P-G-A's.
No not at the, DANG-P-G-A's.

They have everything for you to live your life,
But just ones who don't cheat on there wife's...


So don't act that way at the DANG-P-G-A's.
not if you want to play at the DANG-P-G-A's.

(Music and song fades)