Song Parodies -> "Triangulated"

Original Song Title:

"Congratulations"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Triangulated"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Never know what you will find at Trader Joe's

(chorus 1)
Triangulated what is this strange word
Triangulated of which I have never heard
Triangulated stares at me in aisle six
Triangulated on my Wasabi Trek Mix

I was shopping at my local Trader Joe's
Trying to find healthy food to extend my life so
Between the glutton and sugar-free
There was a food that tested my intelligency

(chorus 2)
Triangulated is it a name brand?
Triangulated or a new third world land?
Triangulated I know it involves three
Triangulated please someone tell me

I asked all the staff and then the manager
They all looked perplexed, no one was really sure
Then a customer made a comment that made sense to me
" I don't know what the hell it is. But it's Buy One Get One Free"

(chorus 3)

Triangulated I'll give it a try
Triangulated cause it's a good buy
Triangulated I'll give it a go
Triangulated can't go wrong cause it's BOGO

Triangulated

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