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No one wants you to leave the site. I have reviewed your entire archive since you joined us in April (really June). There is something you need to know. We are basically a nice group of (mostly) amateur parodists who write good parodies. And I count you among them. There are also two or three trolls who have no problem defacing everyone else's efforts. It looks like they got hold of your parody of "You're Gonna Lose That Girl." Personally, I thought it was great parody you wrote, and I would have said so except for all that noise. Thankfully, they haven't returned. Also thankfully, you haven't been the target of any 1-bombs. A programming glitch in the site allows you to reject all cookies and rate you a 1 several hundred times with one visit. But most people at this site are friendly but silent. Not really silent, they just don't want to get entangled in the trolls' conversations. (And I suspect many of the women on this site don't want to get entangled in conversation with any man. You can't blame them.) Thank you for your testimony to Christ in this song. You might be interested in my own archives. The first 40 or so submissions are biblical lyrics to popular songs. Just in case you're interested. There are probably a dozen or so Christians in this site who have chosen not to identify themselves. Again, thank you for the posts you've placed, keep posting, and know that no one wants you to leave the site.

I don't really plan on leaving, it is just quiet around here and wanted to see if I might hear some noise from anyone.