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Song Parodies -> "Oink-Oh! (Pig Slopping Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Heigh-Ho (Dwarfs' Marching Song)"

Original Performer:

Tom Waits

Parody Song Title:

"Oink-Oh! (Pig Slopping Song)"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Well now pig, pig, pig!
All you pigs in the sty, you porcine crew
Pig, pig, pig I got some some slop for you!
Come and get yer pick, to chew and lick
Come on pig, pig, pig, come and grovel, snort and kick
Pig, pig, pig, got slop for you!
Come on pig, pig, pig, it's what we always do
Muddy swine, cuddly swine!
Soon in the sausage grind
We got the pig, pig, pigs, gets to squealing until night
Pig, pig, pigs, all grov-lin' what a sight!
We got some pig, pig, pigs, funny swine, muddy swine
Pigs all climb to the gate door
Gots hundred head, or maybe more
Cash on the dollars' what's we sell 'em for, yeah!

Oink-oh! Oink-oh!
The piggies here don't know
They keep on bleatin', all day long!
Oink-oh!

Oink-oh! Oink-Oh!
Look at them piggies go!
They just keep mud wrestlin' all day long!
Ojnk-Oh! Oink-Oh!
Copyright 2015, Agrimorfee. Original performance by Tom Waits at www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUokR-lXmlc . ("Slopping the pigs" is common American farm lingo, meaning the feeding of the pigs--often a pail of leftovers from the previous day's meals and other kitchen effluvia known as "slop".)

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Pacing: 3.5
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Overall Rating: 3.4

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Peter Andersson - October 05, 2015 - Report this comment
Is this somehow about the journalists who follow the American primaries? ;-)
Annie - October 05, 2015 - Report this comment
Good :) 5-5-5.
Dwight - October 05, 2015 - Report this comment
Aggie, stop hamming it up!
Jonathan - October 05, 2015 - Report this comment
what do you call Miley Cyrus? ...a High Hoe! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34 5's
Annie - October 06, 2015 - Report this comment
^Ba dum tss
vAnn - October 06, 2015 - Report this comment
hmm? maybe I can try to have some pig blood
Abbott Skelding - October 15, 2015 - Report this comment
Very interesting spoof here. The combination of Tom Waits' voice and the imagery of feeding a slew of pigs (that'll eventually be sent to slaughter) gives it kind of a beginning of a horror movie vibe...which I'm totally cool with! Well done!
Agrimorfee - October 15, 2015 - Report this comment
@Abbott, that is EXACTLY what I was going for. Good perception! Thanks.
bobpiecheese - October 20, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I really need to put this cover in my playlist, I love it to bits. As for the parody, I gotta agree with Abbott, this'd be a great song to play at the start of one o' those hillbilly horror flicks. 555 sides of bacon!
Max Power - October 20, 2015 - Report this comment
Squeal piggy squeal!
Matthias - October 21, 2015 - Report this comment
This is a bizarre song nothing at all like the chipper Disney version and just as scary as the Disney version (Do remember the scene with the trees with evil faces.... CREEPY!!!!)
Blaydeman - October 23, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) This actually gave me the creeps. It made my skin crawl, which I absolutely love because you didn't say anything inherently disgusting or grotesque, but still mange to create a very unsettling tone (much to the help of Waits), but you hi the nail on the head with your concept and delivery. Holy cow! Or should I say, "Holy PiG!"

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