well students come in these places
and they ask many questions
don't give them funny faces
try make a connection
you don't think of them as dumb
you are the tutor that's all
you keep your mind on the money
making sure that they won't fall

chorus
i'm your private tutor
you pay me money
what can I do to help you?
i'm your private tutor
a tutor for money
any school subject will do

i wanna make students understand
the subject they find difficult
have them do problems for practice
yeah I want kids to be very smart
well students come in these places
and they ask many questions
don't give them funny faces
try make a connection
repeat chorus twice

deutschmarks or dollars
american express will nicely thank you
let me loosen up your collar
tell me do you want me to come and tutor you again
repeat chorus