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Song Parodies -> "Emeril"
Original Song Title:
"Emerald"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Thin Lizzy
Parody Song Title:
"Emeril"
Parody Written by:
Rex Ungericht
The Lyrics
For the Artistry comp.
Look at the fans of the cooking man
Lining up for the show
To be on cam with the guy who says “BAM!”
And keeps raking in the dough
In a land of heavy eaters
Also known as USA
He makes life a little sweeter
With a pear/walnut/cheese souffle
From their seats I heard the viewers
Applaud his every move
Said a gourmet reviewer
He’s got nothing left to prove
He says that health food makes him ill
And shouts out “pork fat rules!”
He is simply known as Emeril
And he lives to make you drool
Lining up for the show
To be on cam with the guy who says “BAM!”
And keeps raking in the dough
In a land of heavy eaters
Also known as USA
He makes life a little sweeter
With a pear/walnut/cheese souffle
From their seats I heard the viewers
Applaud his every move
Said a gourmet reviewer
He’s got nothing left to prove
He says that health food makes him ill
And shouts out “pork fat rules!”
He is simply known as Emeril
And he lives to make you drool
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I would rather hear Emeril yell "Bam!" over and over again, than have to listen to Thin Lizzy. Golden Fives for your Iron Chef.
1 vote? Is Emeril not that well-known? I used to watch Emeril: I like his style. Great stuff, Rex. I'm glad you didn't chose Rachel Ray: I'd rather listen to every Thin Lizzy song twice than watch another one of her episodes. Kudos for working in the trademark "BAM!".
(Artistry) My favorite thing about Emeril was when he would start singing like Curly from the 3 Stooges--" weee-naaahh--weeeee" >:) Too bad he got cancelled recently. 555
(Artistry) I actually kinda know about Emeril, since he was the basis for Elzar from Futurama - he even said 'BAM!' quite a bit. 555 for you! BAM!
Great title sub and idea. You did a super job of making something out of nothing.
(Artistry) Nice idea, you did miss the internal rhyming though. . .so have to take that into consideration--but still a good short write.
Thanks Matthias, Red Ant, Agrimorfee, bobpiecheese, Invisible Boy, and Below Average Dave.
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