Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Gonzo Porn"

Original Song Title:

"Golden Brown"

Original Performer:

The Stranglers

Parody Song Title:

"Gonzo Porn"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

A while back, I wrote a parody of "Born to be Wild" called "Porn to be Filed" about categorizing pornography..

("Categorizing porn", I hear you ask? That's a bit anal isn't it? (I was so pleased with that joke, I tried googling it to see if anyone else had done it before.. I don't recommend that at all)).

Anyway, while researching categories of pornography - it was hard doing that research, let me tell you - I found a thing called "Gonzo porn" - I was *so* disappointed. I thought it was going to be the Muppets, but instead it's the pornography equivalent of a first person shooter. Saves the cost of a cameraman, I guess, but limits the range of camera angles (unless it's Mr Tickle, I suppose).
Gonzo porn it seems to me
Isn't what I think it ought to be
It should be where
You see Fozzy bare
Getting it on with Gonzo.. porn

Statler and Wal.. dorf must be gay
And reading fif.. ty shades of grey
Helps them compete
With Sesame Street
Muppets get horn with Gonzo porn

Gonzo porn, it's Miss Piggy
And Swedish Chef, getting jiggy
With Rowlf the Dog,
Kermit the Frog,
Pepe the King Prawn.. doing Gonzo porn

Never a yawn
With Gonzo porn
It's hard, poor corn
With Gonzo porn

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   3

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Wendy Christopher - March 19, 2013 - Report this comment
555 for pure, un'adult'er-ated genius! This one utterly made my day, and now I will never again be able to sing the 'proper' words to the original song. I may end up ostracised from suburban society. DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE NOW??! ;^)
Matthias - March 19, 2013 - Report this comment
Awesome! I've heard of Gonzo Porn too and I also was hoping that it would involve Muppets because what would be funnier than puppets boning (just look at Team America: World Police)
Lifeliver - March 19, 2013 - Report this comment
DKOS, so I'll abstain from voting, but what a good idea - sends weird images spinning round the head, though I can't think of anything less pornographic. I vaguely recall a popular joke involving Kermit's finger and the smell of pork ...

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 3211