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Song Parodies -> "Stuffy Noses & Runny Noses"

Original Song Title:

"Blood And Roses"

Original Performer:

The Smithereens

Parody Song Title:

"Stuffy Noses & Runny Noses"

Parody Written by:

Stephen Harrington

The Lyrics

About sinus problems, colds, flu and allergies.
Not too long ago
it was Saturday
heard you sneezing in the lane
then I saw you spray

I want some Halls so I'll clear nose
I cannot breathe while I have this cold
I need something that can treat stuffy noses

Rag* pollen in the springtime
allergies will flare
wintertime, she got the flu
her nose ran bad, her eyes did glare

I want some Vicks, let me dry my nose
it drives me nuts when I have to blow
I need something that can treat runny noses

Not too long ago
such a frigid breeze
heard you sniffle in the rain
then I saw you sneeze

I need to breathe, but I have a cold
I'll try Nyquil and it won't be long
I have something that will treat stuffy noses
runny noses(noses, noses)
stuffy noses(noses, noses)
runny noses(noses, noses)
*Refers to Rag weed.

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Red Ant - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I have heard this OS before, just didn't recognize it by name. Pacing is a bit off in places, but kudos on varying the repeated parts of the OS. 455, and a box of Kleenex.
Stephen Harrington - May 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, Red Ant. I did do a close syllable count, but there were a couple spots that were tricky for me to do, I actually had to kill a syllable in one line in the second verse(I think that some of what I put in was kinda tight, so maybe that's why).

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