My stomach hurts, I want to shout,
I have eaten a large amount

Was it the chili, was it the fries?
To stay on a diet would have been wise!

I'm still hungry though, feeling unwell,
So bring out the dishes, and feed me well

Quite fancy a pizza, a burger also,
better ring up the service is slow

Not again! Think I've got a stomach pain!
Not again! Think I've got a stomach pain!

I have a yearning for something hot,
Dessert is coming, I've waited a lot

I hope it's something with chocolate mousse
There is so much choice here, what did I choose?

Mum is calling, I have to go,
the burger was tasty, I couldn't say no!

I'm lickin my lips, I want to tuck in
On the hunt tonight for a waste paper bin

Not again! Think I've got a stomach pain!
Not again! Think I've got a stomach pain!

(some more gravy, baby!)


My stomach hurts, I want to shout,
I have eaten a large amount

Was it the chili, was it the fries?
To stay on a diet would have been wise!

I'm still hungry though, feeling unwell,
So bring out the dishes, and feed me well

Quite fancy a pizza, a burger also,
better ring up the service is slow

Not again! Think I've got a stomach pain!
Not again! Think I've got a stomach pain!

I have a yearning for something hot,
Dessert is coming, I've waited a lot

I hope it's something with chocolate mousse
There is so much choice here, what did I choose?

Mum is calling, I have to go,
the burger was tasty, I couldn't say no!

I'm lickin my lips, I want to tuck in
On the hunt tonight for a waste paper bin

Not again! Think I've got a stomach pain!
Not again! Think I've got a stomach pain!

(some more gravy, baby!)