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Song Parodies -> "It's So Cold (A Dissent On Global Warming)"

Original Song Title:

"She's So Cold"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"It's So Cold (A Dissent On Global Warming)"

Parody Written by:

Steve Kalafut

The Lyrics

The fun of reading about U.N. scientists who are so sure that global warming is mostly man-made, while at the same time freezing my tail off.
Global warming, it's global warming, if
Global warming, why is it so cold?
All that greenhouse gas, all that greenhouse gas
All that greenhouse gas, but it's so cold

Blame it all on Bush, blame it all on Bush
Yeah, we all need a scapegoat
All that greenhouse gas, all that greenhouse gas
All that greenhouse gas, but it's so cold

Yeah, I've heard of climate change, read of climate change
I think this freeze is an inconvenient truth
It's so cold, it's so cold
And there's even snow down near Tuscon
It's so cold, it's so cold
Although Kyoto wasn't ratified
It's so cold, it's so cold
Forgot my gloves, now my hands just froze

Yeah, I have seen the hockey stick, seen the hockey stick
Data measured, but in diff'rent ways
Is el Niño to blame, or la Niña to blame?
I surely don't know

It's so cold, it's so cold, cold, it's so c-c-c-old
Like a winter should be

Yeah, it's so cold

It's so cold, it's so cold
This place feels like an Arctic zone
It's so cold, it's so freezing cold
Forgot my gloves, now my hands just froze

It's so cold, it's so freaking cold it's so
Cold cold cold, it's so cold

Who will believe what the computers predict
Winters would get warmer and the nights will, too
Standing here while the snow comes
You don't seem so smart,
Mister Gore, Mister Gore
You don't seem so smart
Internal combustion, and all that carbon
All those emissions, but it's still cold

It's so cold, it's so freezing cold
It's so cold, it's so cold

All that greenhouse gas, all that greenhouse gas
All that greenhouse gas, but it's so cold

Blame it all on Bush, blame it all on Bush
Yeah, we all need a scapegoat
Yes, there really was snow near Tuscon

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Michael Pacholek - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
A pretty good parody, but this winter was pretty mild all through November (here in the Northeast, anyway, it counts), December and January. And the summers, on the average, aren't peaking hotter, but they're staying close to the peak longer. Al Gore is right. And those stupid groundhogs were wrong! Those groundhogs may just get me to agree with you on one issue: Guns!
Yoidy - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Warmed me up to 555.
Steve K. - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Michael - If you're going to hunt groundhogs, perhaps you could ask the former VP to join you. On the other hand, do NOT go hunting with the current one.
Meriadoc - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
This was really cute! Of course a couple of days ago the temp where I was was 89.... :-)
John Jenkins - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
It is somewhat "inconvenient" for Al Gore to have to try to explain these cold fronts.
malcolm higgins - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
it's so c-c-c-cool 5-5-5
Gal Bore - February 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Heh heh heh... Did you hear the one about the Global Warming Conference they canceled because of the snowstorm?

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