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Song Parodies -> "Start Sonic Up"

Original Song Title:

"Start Me Up"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Start Sonic Up"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

Enjoy the parody!
If you start him up,
If you start him up, he never stops!

He’ll be runnin’ fast,
When he gets kickin’, gonna blow right past!
If you start him up,
If you start him up, he never stops!
Never stops! [x3]

He’ll make Robotnik cry! [x3]

His veins are filled with gasoline,
He runs smooth ‘cause his motor’s very clean!
Start him up!

If you start him up,
Runs through the loops and gives it all he’s got!
He’s gotta, he’s gotta!
He’s incomplete
Without a friend to help him on his feet!
Ain’t he tough enough?
Don’t you see that he’s got the right stuff?
The right stuff? [x3]

He’ll make Robotnik cry! [x3]

His evil twin is colored green,*
But he won’t win ‘cause his motor’s not so clean!
Start him up!

Start him up!
Ah, he’ll give it all he’s got!
This cat’ll never, never, never stop!
Spark him up!
Ah, he won’t trip up; he’ll get on up!
Never, never, never!

He’ll make Robotnik cry! [x3]

He’s like the wind, he goes mach speed,
He’ll always be there when his friends are in need!
Hey hey!

If you start him up,
He’ll make your day and will never stop!
Never stop!
Never, never, never stop!
Won’t give up!
Never stop! [x2]

He, he,
He makes Robotnik cry!
He makes Miss Amy squeal!
He, he
He makes Miss Amy squeal!

[repeat until fade]
*-Refers to Scourge the Hedgehog, Sonic's evil twin from the former Archie Comics series.

Copyright 2020 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by running hot until you overheat.

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