I'm the guy who lives in your city
I'm the guy your scared to see
Everyday, stood where you play
That's where I'll mostly be
Well it may be an obsession
Sat wat-ching you from trees
No one really knows, where you children go
But parents are after me

They know that...
I'm a child abductor
Makes them fear, whilst I taunt you
They try to help you from abductions
Dont do what they taught you
I'm the child abductor, on patrol!!!

"Have you seen those puppies in my trunk?"
"Have a ride with me in my van"
You don't really know, where we'r gonna go
I tell you, I'm the candy man

I'll be pulling you into my car
Playgrounds are mighty fun
No matter what condition your parents get in
You and I will soon be gone...

I'm a child abductor
I can feel who I want to
Listed an abductor
Looks like I caught you
I say, I'm a child abductor, your my goal!!!

If you kiddies wonder
Then I've got sweets for you
Don't give feds descriptions
Other-wise, I'll come after you......
Yeah Yeah Yeah

I'm a child abductor
Do what I instruct too
I'm loving all you youngsters
Look what I've bought you
I'm a child abductor, I'm so old!!