Song Parodies -> I Cut Myself

Original Song Title:

"I Touch Myslef"

Original Performer:

The Divinyls

  
Parody Song Title:

"I Cut Myself"

Parody Written by:

Daniel Wynhoff

this is anoter version written by a 11 year old, so be nice
I cut myself—Daniel Wynhoff

I cry all night, I cry all day
my eyeliner tears here to stay
I wear tight pants no matter what I weigh
no one cares, but I go anywaaaay

Emos hate everybody else
When I think about you I cut myself
Ooh Emos hate everybody else oh no, oh no, oh no

my eyes can’t stop runnin
no can understand
It’s been years since I’ve been laughin
my poetry’s real baadd

my dye job stains my forehead
put bad photographs in my garden shed
I listen to crap, if you could even call it that
I got to shows, where we sing like that

Emos hate everbody elese
When I think about you I cut myself
Ooh Emos hate everybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

Emos hate everybody else
And when I think about you I cut myself
Ooh, ooh, oo, oo ahh

Emos hate everybody else
I cut myself ooh Emos hate everybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
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Poop Pants - April 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Hi, Daniel! I gotta say, this parody was rather creative, but I do believe this OS is actually from the 90's.
Joanie - January 06, 2008 - Report this comment
I laughed out loud! I love the first verse.

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