London's falling like a gingerbread town
Now jihad is up, and freedom is down
London's falling on medieval days
Crawl into your shelters, avert your gaze

London's falling, and we're losing ground
Gave away our boundaries from penny to pound
London's falling, see a brolly don't stop
Machetes a-chop in a butty shop

A dark age is coming, it quickly descends
Stoning becoming the way to make amends
Union Jack lowered and my fate's unsure
'Cause London is burning and I live by the sewer

London's falling, now we never walk alone
And mind your color if you're in the wrong zone
London's falling to a coward PM
Took all our rights, and threw 'em in the Thames

London's falling as we fritter about
And while the clock's ticking, our time is running out
London's falling, see we ain't got no news
Except BBC and their fairytale views

Our home is becoming an alien land
Country folk running, displacement is at hand
A border wide open, yet I shall endure
'Cause London is burning but I, I live by the sewer

A dark age is coming, it quickly descends
Upstart they call me, for noticing the trends
A city in terror, but I shan't demur
'Cause London is burning and I, I live by the sewer

Now vet this...

London's falling, yes, Tommy's there now
And when Katie agreed, well, there's a bloody row!
London's falling on your media screen
And after it's done, was it all just a dream?

I never witnessed such a sight a sight a sight...