Song Parodies -> "Please Don't Hit Me"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Not the One"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Please Don't Hit Me"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This parody would a good song to sing to yourself and others to domestic abuse in the world.

[1st Verse:]
Please don't hit me
'Cause I'm your cutie
Please don't hit me
'Cause I will have breast cancer

[Pre-Chorus:]
You'll be in jail
No way I will bail you out
You'll be in jail
That will teach you a valuable lesson

[Chorus:]
Don't hit me no more
'Cause I got one life to live
Don't hit me no more
Cause I got a baby to give birth
Don't hit me no more
That's not beautiful

[2nd Verse:]
Please don't hit me
I'm the only one you got
Please don't hit me
It hurts our matrimony

[Pre-Chorus]

[Chorus]

[Instrumental break]

[3rd Verse:]
Please don't hit me
'Barrassing to your family
Please don't hit me
Don't use autism as an excuse

[Pre-Chorus]

[Chorus, til fade]

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