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Song Parodies -> "Please Don't Hit Me"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Not the One"

Original Performer:

The Cars

Parody Song Title:

"Please Don't Hit Me"

Parody Written by:

Z-Police Productions, Inc.

The Lyrics

This parody would a good song to sing to yourself and others to domestic abuse in the world.
[1st Verse:]
Please don't hit me
'Cause I'm your cutie
Please don't hit me
'Cause I will have breast cancer

You'll be in jail
No way I will bail you out
You'll be in jail
That will teach you a valuable lesson

Don't hit me no more
'Cause I got one life to live
Don't hit me no more
Cause I got a baby to give birth
Don't hit me no more
That's not beautiful

[2nd Verse:]
Please don't hit me
I'm the only one you got
Please don't hit me
It hurts our matrimony



[Instrumental break]

[3rd Verse:]
Please don't hit me
'Barrassing to your family
Please don't hit me
Don't use autism as an excuse


[Chorus, til fade]

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Z-Police Productions, Inc. - April 27, 2017 - Report this comment
I meant, that this song is sung to prevent domestic abuse in the world

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