She's a Kennedy and a big put-on
Wish she'd go away 'cause she's always wrong
A left-wing ding-dong
She's related to Martin Sheen
And she won't give up 'cause she's a Kennedy queen
She's a flattened tire
She's a damn good liar

I don't want to see her crowned
I want to bring her down
When she says, "ya know?"
She's just a housewife baby!
She said, "I'm just a housewife, baby!"
She said, "uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, ya know?"

She's giggling inside with a snaggletooth
I'd wear a bag on my head - if I was in her shoes
Uncle Ted loves his booze
Yeah, we know she lies with her grotesque mouth
She's a healthcare whore, that's what she's all about
She's a flattened tire
She's a damn good liar

I don't want to see her crowned
I want to bring her down
When she says, "Ya Know?"
She's just a housewife baby!
She said, "I'm just a housewife, baby!"
She said, "uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, ya know?"

She's a dem to despise, a tax cheat, too!
She'd make her daddy proud
The way she speaks untruths
She's a flattened tire
She's a damn good liar

I don't want to see her crowned
I want to bring her down
When she says, "Ya Know?"
She's just a housewife baby!
She said, "I'm just a housewife, baby!"
She said, "uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, ya know?"

She's unqualified and she'll lie to you
She's a leftist lowbrow
Deception's nothing new
She's a flattened tire
She's a damn good liar

I don't want to see her crowned
I want to bring her down
When she says, "ya know?"
She's just a houswife baby!
She said, "I'm just a houswife, baby!"
She said, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, ya know?"