All I need is booze and pot, and I hope that I won't get caught
All you know is that it's a blast, I get this way when I am smashed
Then I know I've gone too far, uh-oh, I crashed my car
It didn't feel right, when I, saw that red flashing light
And the cops said to me

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It's drink and drive, ay-yi-yi
You're D.U.I., ay-yi-yi

All I want is some first aid, I guess that's quite a mess I made, yea
You know that booze, it gets me stunned, I hit two kids and a bus of nuns
Then I know I've gone too far, uh-oh, I wrecked the car
And I felt so bad, when I, ran down your Dad,
When he said to me
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All I need is bail tonight, "cuz I'm as high as a kite
Bubba's got me on the floor, now I think my ass is sore
But now, they've gone too far, uh-oh, they took my car
And it felt so weird, when I, got forty years
And the judge said to me

Don't drink and drive, ay-yi-yi, you're D.U.I., ay-yi-yi
It's drink and drive, ay-yi-yi, that's D.U.I., ay-yi-yi
Well It's drink and drive, ay-yi-yi, you're D.U.I., ay-yi-yi
I won't drink another drop