Rach's dancing down the street
With her suede brown eyes
And her boyfriend won't repeat
He's got a real gay surprise

Here Rach comes again
When Bryan's prancing like a homo guy
She thinks it's coy
Here Rach comes again
When Bryan's prancing like a homo guy
She loves his enjoyment of boys

She's gay wrestler's girl
She's gay wrestler's girl
And I will make her mine

Rach has her soft long hair
And her pristine teeth
And when she licks her lips
I feel something deep beneath, beneath, beneath

Here Rach comes again
When Bryan's prancing like a homo guy
Yeah, she thinks it's coy
Here Rach comes again
When Bryan's prancing like a homo guy
Here Rach comes again
She really loves he's gay, she loves that he likes boys

‘Cause she's gay wrestler's girl
She's gay wrestler's girl
And I will make her mine
For her I pine

(Guitar Solo)

Rach's dancing down the street
With her suede brown eyes
And her boyfriend won't repeat
He's got a real gay surprise

Here Rach comes again
When Bryan's prancing like a homo guy
Here Rach comes again
Oh, she thinks it's coy
Here Rach comes again
When Bryan's prancing like a homo guy
Here Rach comes again
She really loves he's gay, she loves that he likes boys
She's gay wrestler's girl
She's gay wrestler's girl, oh, oh
I shall make her mine
For her I pine

Gay wrestler's girlfriend
Gay wrestler's girlfriend
I shall make her mine
Gay wrestler's girlfriend
Yeah yeah
Gay wrestler's girlfriend
I shall make her mine