Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Every Alien Wants To Eat Cats"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody Wants To Rule The World"

Original Performer:

Tears For Fears

Parody Song Title:

"Every Alien Wants To Eat Cats"

Parody Written by:

Larry Hensley

The Lyrics

Watched ALF again recently so thought of this
Welcome to the Earth
You crashed through the roof
Woke us while we slept
We will find you acting on your worst behavior
You look like a freak of nature
Every alien wants to eat cats

Hide in the kitchen
Fill your 8 stomachs
Don’t explode the room
Try to not be seen by the alien task force
Some adventure? Oh sure, of course
Every alien wants to eat cats

There's a room where you’ll jump out windows
Stand on the cat while you come back inside
Hop a train, or the car, I’m with you
Just don’t drive, that won’t go well
“Leave the cat alone” I yell
Every alien wants to eat cats

I can't stand this awful artwork
Sandwiches for pictures won’t work
Every alien wants to eat cats

Say that you'll never, never, never, eat it
Contact friends, can’t believe it
Their ship works, so you might leave our world

Sometimes walk out just for pleasure
But you should be seen never
Your planet exploded, just our luck!

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 12

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   2
 5   10

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Rob Arndt - January 20, 2017 - Report this comment
I liked ALF a lot more than Mork & Mindy. 555!
Jonathan - January 20, 2017 - Report this comment
ALF + This OS = F*ck Yeah! 455
Larry Hensley - January 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks Rob, Jonathan

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 865