Welcome to the Earth
You crashed through the roof
Woke us while we slept
We will find you acting on your worst behavior
You look like a freak of nature
Every alien wants to eat cats

Hide in the kitchen
Fill your 8 stomachs
Don’t explode the room
Try to not be seen by the alien task force
Some adventure? Oh sure, of course
Every alien wants to eat cats

There's a room where you’ll jump out windows
Stand on the cat while you come back inside
Hop a train, or the car, I’m with you
Just don’t drive, that won’t go well
“Leave the cat alone” I yell
Every alien wants to eat cats

I can't stand this awful artwork
Sandwiches for pictures won’t work
Every alien wants to eat cats

Say that you'll never, never, never, eat it
Contact friends, can’t believe it
Their ship works, so you might leave our world

Sometimes walk out just for pleasure
But you should be seen never
Your planet exploded, just our luck!