Song Parodies -> "Hymn of the High School Flunkie"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Collared Man"

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Original Performer:

Styx

Parody Song Title:

"Hymn of the High School Flunkie"

Parody Written by:

Randy S.

The Lyrics

This song is a parody of Styx's "Blue Collared Man."I made it to describe a flunkie at high school being so sick and tired of failing, so he vows to study hard. At the end, he realizes how boring it is to be successful and just drifts to sleep. Yeah, it is a little bit lame and there is some swears in it but I guess I'll have to edit them out. Well, yeah. Enjoy!

Give me an A, give me a passing grade
Give me a chance to pass
I'm just a poor flunkie in search of success
Flunk me and I'll kick your ass

I can't take any more of your horrid abuse
I need to get a good grade
I want to succeed in my school and hopefully the world
A world I never had made......

I'll take those long days, impossible odds
Keeping my eye on the pencil
If it takes, all that, and busting my ass
In your class I will surely pass

Give me more time, to study and to rid
Myself of that missing work
This is my last time to deal with all that b******t
I just want to be a dork...

I'll take those long tests, impossible odds
Keeping my self from slacking off
If it takes, all that, and busting my ass
In your class I will surely pass

Keeping my head off of my desk and to focus
Where teacher, is just writing and talking away
I'm so bored, I just want to take a nap right now
I close my eyes and I drift off into sleep

Can't take those long test, impossible odds
Sick of getting bored all day
It's too hard so, screw it all, I'm gonna drop out
I think that high school's totally gay.......

There now, didn't that make you feel better?

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