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Song Parodies -> "Dr. Robotnik"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Roboto"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Styx

Parody Song Title:

"Dr. Robotnik"

Parody Written by:

Tanooki Pooka

The Lyrics

This was a song parody I wrote almost a year ago...and I decided to submit it on March 9, 2022, which is the 57th birthday of Mike Pollock, who has been the voice actor of Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik in the Sonic games since the Sonic X anime. Keep it coming, Mr. Pollock.
Domo arigato, Dr. Robotnik
Mata au hi made
Domo arigato, Dr. Robotnik
Himitsu wo shiri tai

You're wondering who I am (secret secret he’s got a secret)
Machine or some bad human (secret secret he’s got a secret)
from Sega of Japan (secret secret he’s got a secret)
I am the evil man

I've got some secret I've been hiding under my skin
My heart is human, my blood is boiling, I.Q. 300
So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised
I'm just a man who hates a hedgehog, a hedgehog to hate

a hedgehog to hate, just keep me alive
Someone to hate, to keep me alive

I’ve got some robots, with emotions. I'm not what you see
I've come to help you, cause you problems, so you can just flee
I'm not a hero, I'm not the savior, forget what you know
I'm just a man whose evil plans had just been foiled

They’ve all been foiled. They’ve all been foiled
Just been foiled. Just been foiled…

I am an evil man (secret secret he’s got a secret)
Who has a big mustache (secret secret he’s got a secret)
So all the folks can see (secret secret he’s got a secret)
My true identity

Domo arigato, Dr. Robotnik, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Dr. Robotnik, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Dr. Robotnik
Domo arigato, Dr. Robotnik
Domo arigato, Dr. Robotnik
Domo arigato, Dr. Robotnik

Thank you very much, Dr. Robotnik
For making all the foes that Sonic wants to destroy
And thank you very much, Dr. Robotnik
For helping me escape just when I needed to
Thank you, thank you, thank you
I want to thank you, please, thank you

The problem's plain to see:
This Blast Processing
Badniks to save our lives
Sonic’s one I despise

The time has come at last (secret secret he’s got a secret)
To expose this big mustache (secret secret he’s got a secret)
Now everyone can see (secret secret he’s got a secret)
My true identity...

I'm Eggman!
EGGMAN!
EGGMAN!
EGGMAN!

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