I think we're doomed
Voldemort's huge, He's on the rise
His soul he split, It's all chopped up
And so danger looms

This quest we'll take up
To break every horcrux
So then this fight will be fair

But this task is a pain
Driven insane
While time moves so slow
Seven bits into things we'll find
Or the world's screwed

There's the book that I wrecked in the chamber
The ring Albus used a saber
So crazy
We will stop Voldemort's misdeeds
The locket's next, See it glow
Hermoine's shown nude

Smash all of them!
Ronald used that Gryffindor sword-sword-sword
Smash all of them!
So we can have that Tom Riddle floored-floored-floored

This might involve sneaking into Gringotts bank
Have to steal from goblins
But we don't have a tank
Crack that Hufflepuff cup too
It's locked up tight
That Ravenclaw headband's burning as the room ignites

Smash all of them
There's quite a few... Smash all of them be brave!
Smash all of them
Or else we're through
Searching for them we've slaved

[Guitar Solo As A War Rages On At Hogwarts]

Smash all of them!
Owie! I must die to stop war-war-war!!!
Bash all of them!
Slicing through the snake as it roars-roars-roars
Crack all of them!
There's such a slew
Smashed all of them we're saved!
Smash all of them
Voldemort boos
Wrecked all of them, He's crazed!!!!

No, no, no...
No, no, no...

Now we're not doomed
I saved all of you!
So Hip-Hip-Horray!
Voldie's buried deep in his grave