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Original Song Title:

"The Best Of Times"

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Parody Song Title:

"The Basilisk"

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The Lyrics

Song #8 of my "Styx Sings Harry Potter" collection. This is an important day to remember because this is the day that Diagon Alley over at Universal Studios, Florida officially opens and in just a few hours I will be over there working. About the song: It basically covers all of the events that take place in the 2nd book of the series "Chamber of Secrets"
My plight's the fright of that snake hissing
One look makes you die
The whole school's at risk
Now the halls are filled with slime
This creature's so weird, We'll fight!

(Don't eye it's eyes, Don't eye it's eyes, Don't eye it's eyes, Don't eye it's eyes...)

I think it killed Filch's annoying cat
One down the rest are screwed
The students fill their drawers and chug their gin
Rumor has it's the Heir of Slytherian
Come again and the chamber's open wide
All once again, We're seeing that thing slide
Oh no!

The Basilisk
It's a snake that is quite huge
Gaze meets your eye
Like Colin Creevey you're doomed
The mandrake root might save the day
Brought back to your prime
It's such a pest, Slays all our guests
So we're in a bind... This is the Basilisk!
This is the Basilisk!

Monster we dread
Cause you'll be petrified
You're frozen and can't move
Don't meet it's vision or you will straight up die
It's time to take it on, To the chamber I'll dive
How'd I know? Voldemort caused all these frowns?
Ginny, She groans, His book's taken her down
She's fried!

The Basilisk
Got jabbed with it's venom tooth
Won't hear me whine, My sword will just slice right through
(It's head is thrown!)
That Basilisk
(Patched up when Fawkes cries)
Used a fang and that book went poof
(I fixed Ginny's groans, It' true)
That chick's now fine
(I freakin' saved her life!)
It's just what I tend to do
* Fawkes is the name of Dumbledore's pet Phoenix and Phoenix tears have healing powers...

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Observer - July 09, 2014 - Report this comment
The time of bread and circus has ended

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