Babe is grievin’
We’ve gone our separate ways
Our lives had grown apart
She knew my meanin’
I saw it in her eyes
You know she broke my heart

Knew I’d be sailin’ without blue
Cos' she fears the sea and whalers too
She won’t come see me
Or float to foreign lands.
And meet my Nessie true.

I’ve since found that you, Babe
Seems you’re well aquainted
With the lochs of Ness
Give it up, confess
You know I’m mad, Babe
I had thought that maybe
You were my best friend
You pretend
Now who’s blue?
Babe, I am too.

You know it’s her, Babe
Although I had this theory
On your colored skin
Lack of oxygen.
The secret’s out, Babe
Nessie has the beauty
And a sheen azure
Just like yours
What to do?
Babe, she’s like you.

Babe, I’m stayin’
Your sister’s sayin’ hi
And we expect a child
A life aquatic, I’m havin’ no regrets
I’ll be here for a while.

I’ll chop down trees now without you
A long friendship gone, I won’t renew
You should’ve told me
My heart was in your hooves
Now who is missing who?
Blame is on you.
Blame is on you
Ooo-oo-oo-oo, Babe