Song Parodies -> "Too Much Spongebob Squarepants"

Original Song Title:

"Too Much Time On My Hands"

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Original Performer:

"Too Much Spongebob Squarepants"

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The Lyrics

This song parody represents about how some classic Nickelodeon fans and I barely or rarely watch Nickelodeon because the way it is today is not like the way it was in the '80s and '90s. I call Spongebob the dominator of Nickelodeon, so I decided to write this parody

(While the music begins, Coolio says "Aaaaaaaw, here it goes!" in "Kenan and Kel)

I've been sittin' on my couch watchin' "Family Guy"
and "South Park" and "The Simpsons"
But it seems that I don't spend very much time
Watchin' Nickelodeon
I really miss the show, "Ren & Stimpy"
But I'm so f**kin' sick of "Mr. Meaty"

Well, I can't believe they canceled a show called "You Can't Do
That On Television"
Now, Nick looks like a channel that needs to go
Into sanitation
I miss "Classic All That" and "Kenan & Kel,"
Today's Nickelodeon is like hell

I can't believe that Nick has got too much Spongebob Squarepants
He's buildin' up Nick with insanity
Nick's got too much Spongebob Squarepants
That's why I watch other channels on TV
Nick's got too much Spongebob Squarepants
Please take new Nick away, trash it away for me
Too much Spongebob Squarepants, too much Spongebob Squarepants,
Too much Spongebob Squarepants

(While the middle music plays, Ed and the customer has a talk at "Good Burger")

***Ed***:
Welcome to Good Burger! Home of the Good Burger! Can I take your order?

***Customer***:
Gimme two good burgers!

***Ed***:
I can't just give ya burgers. You have to pay for them.

(Ed and the customer argue, and then I continue singing)

Too much Spongebob Squarepants, too much Spongebob Squarepants,
Too much Spongebob Squarepants

Now, when in the hell is cable TV gonna have a channel
That's called classic Nick
Cause today's Nickelodeon is so f**ked up
And all it does is make me sick
I wish I was Nick studio's new president
But I'm sick of "The Fairly Oddparents"

I can't believe that Nick has got too much Spongebob Squarepants
He's one of my worst TV enemies
Nick's got too much Spongebob Squarepants
Whatever the f**k happened to "Ren & Stimpy"
Nick's got too much Spongebob Squarepants
Please put new Nick to death, shoot and stab it for me
Too much Spongebob Squarepants, too much Spongebob Squarepants,
Too much Spongebob Squarepants, too much Spongebob Squarepants, Too much Spongebob Squarepants, too much Spongebob Squarepants

(While the clock ticks, Kel yells, "Kenan! Kenan! Aaaaaaw, here it goes!")

So please bring 20th century Nickelodeon back on TV. Thank you. DEATH TO TODAY'S NICKELODEON!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!

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Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - October 17, 2008 - Report this comment

Here's 444 for you.

Homer Simpson - September 09, 2009 - Report this comment

This may surprise you, Mr. Ferocious, but you can't leave a s***ty comment like that. I'm giving this parody 555! You know why?!! Because I'm sick of all your stereotypes and cheap jokes from all of you, especially you Mr. Ferocious! The old-school Nickelodeon fans in this country are just as smart and talented and hard working as those of you, Spongebob fans. And those old-school Nick fans, like raddog, are going to make their voices heard! All they need is a f**kin' leader!

raddog20002002 - September 09, 2009 - Report this comment

Well, you got that one right, Homer. Those bad people should be ashamed of themselves of abusing old-school Nickelodeon pride.

Briana - October 12, 2009 - Report this comment

Though I found 'Fairly Oddparents" cute, all they air now is reruns of that, and it is boring to watch them again. I have HATED Spongebob from its beginnings though! The fact that e lives n bikini bottom is cute, but that's about it. Bob is annoying, Patrick is stupid, Squidward is dull and mean, etc. The characters are all stereotypes and have no definition. Oh...and plankton...he's just a PITA to everyone.... That's what I have gathered from the few times I have watched it.

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