You should get a goatee, Mr. R.O.B
Who are you working for?
Are you captive or free, Mr. R.O.B
And did you set off this war?

(Bluetooth)
The Midair Stadium, where brawlers often come
To make their foes look dumb, and cause them to succumb.

The sky turned vicious, the Halberd cometh, Primids attacked.
And through the chaos, Petey Piranha, made quite an impact.
And that strange being, “Ancient Something”, came into play.
He launched a bomb which could devour, all things in its way,
Increase the dismay, and suck things away.
Started the day of utter decay.

He led his robots throughout the setting-launching more bombs and
Sending more Primids to catch heroes, just as he had planned.
He opened Subspace, though those explosions, but gave up his own.
When Ganondorf set off all those bombs, he just couldn’t condone.
His cover was blown-His secret was shown.
He was the lone ROB still all his own.

Ganondorf was still near, condition was severe.
He made a scoffing sneer and all he did was jeer:

(Ganondorf)
You’re not gonna slow me, Mr. R.O.B., I don’t think so. I don’t think so.
How far can you throw me Mr. R.O.B.?, Not that far, no. Not that far, no.
Think you can K.O. me, Mr. R.O.B.?,
Think you can K.O. me, Mr. R.O.B.?,
Think you can K.O. me, Mr. R.O.B.?,
Think you can K.O. me, Mr. R.O.B.?,

(Heroes)
We had better hurry, Mr. R.O.B.
This factory is gonna blow up completely.
Let’s escape here quickly, Mr. R.O.B.
‘Cause Meta Ridley will impede us guaranteed.
Hurry!, Hurry! Hurry!
We better hurry, Now! Hurry!

We need to get inside: that portal that we tried
To stay on the outside. But now we’ve turned the tide.

(???)
Welcome now to your doom!
This place will be your tomb!
It’s time for you to see
The true main enemy:
I’m Tabuu! Tabuu! Tabuu! Tabuu!