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Song Parodies -> "Too Much Grime On My Hands"
Original Song Title:
"Too Much Time On My Hands"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Styx
Parody Song Title:
"Too Much Grime On My Hands"
Parody Written by:
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
The Lyrics
Cleaning up those bathrooms of this darn gas station
Until it's 7:02
I've been working there for eight a half hours
And I'll go home to see you
Is it any wonder I looked dirty? Is it any wonder I'm clean sometimes?
Well I'll be paid this Friday, I got cleaning to do and all day to do it
I'm spending weekends throughout local bars, this time I'll keep them real clean
Is it any wonder I'm not a janitor?
Is it any wonder I'm full of crap?
Is it any wonder Ive got
Too much grime on my hands, it must go away for my sanity
Ive got too much grime on my hands, contaminating me like insanity
Ive got too much grime on my hands and I must rid 'em off from me
Too much grime on my hands, too much grime on my hands
Too much grime on my hands
Well, I got a mop and suds, I'll clean up dirty places
Without having to fear
I would carry some Monster in 4-pack cases
Instead of bottles of light beer
Is it any wonder I'm not the yard work man? (he's not the yard work man)
Is it any wonder I'm dull or sharp?
Is it any wonder Ive got
Too much grime on my hands, it must go away for my sanity
Ive got too much grime on my hands, really infectin' me like insanity
Ive got too much grime on my hands and I must wash 'em off of me
Too much grime on my hands, too much grime on my hands
Too much grime on my hands
Until it's 7:02
I've been working there for eight a half hours
And I'll go home to see you
Is it any wonder I looked dirty? Is it any wonder I'm clean sometimes?
Well I'll be paid this Friday, I got cleaning to do and all day to do it
I'm spending weekends throughout local bars, this time I'll keep them real clean
Is it any wonder I'm not a janitor?
Is it any wonder I'm full of crap?
Is it any wonder Ive got
Too much grime on my hands, it must go away for my sanity
Ive got too much grime on my hands, contaminating me like insanity
Ive got too much grime on my hands and I must rid 'em off from me
Too much grime on my hands, too much grime on my hands
Too much grime on my hands
Well, I got a mop and suds, I'll clean up dirty places
Without having to fear
I would carry some Monster in 4-pack cases
Instead of bottles of light beer
Is it any wonder I'm not the yard work man? (he's not the yard work man)
Is it any wonder I'm dull or sharp?
Is it any wonder Ive got
Too much grime on my hands, it must go away for my sanity
Ive got too much grime on my hands, really infectin' me like insanity
Ive got too much grime on my hands and I must wash 'em off of me
Too much grime on my hands, too much grime on my hands
Too much grime on my hands
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