Song Parodies -> "Taco Bell-o"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Roboto"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Taco Bell-o"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Chihuahua - Yo quiero Taco Bell-o.

Yo quiero Taco Bell-o. With extra hot sauce.
Yo quiero Taco Bell-o. With extra hot sauce.

Chalupa's here again. (Gorditas. Gorditas. We got
gorditas.)
The food is Mexican. (Gorditas. Gorditas. We got
gorditas.)
The water's American. (Gorditas. Gorditas. We got
gorditas.)
Come get the runs again!

We got gorditas. We've been denying all the men.
Of their paychecks. Trouble's toiling around the bend.
So if you see us spending lightly, don't be alarmed.
We're just men who needed a dog and slave-labor farms.

Ring the alarm. Ring the alarm.
Slave-labor farms. Slave-labor farms.

I'm not a sadist without feelings. I'm not what you
see.
I've come to feed you and jip you of your money.
I'm not the devil or the anti-Christ. Renouce all you
know.
I'm just a boss whose workers are within my control.

Within my control. Within my control.
I have control. I have control.

I am the big boss man. (Gorditas. Gorditas. We got
gorditas.)
Chalupa's here again. (Gorditas. Gorditas. We got
gorditas.)
The water makes you pee. (Gorditas. Gorditas. We got
gorditas.)
The food is real shitty!

Yo quiero Taco Bell-o. Yo quiero.
[Chihuahua - You quiero.]
Yo quiero.
[Chihuahua - Yo quiero.]

Yo quiero Taco Bell-o. Yo quiero.
[Chihuahua - Yo quiero.]
Yo quiero.
[Chihuahua - Yo quiero.]

[Chihuahua sings along.]

Yo quiero Taco Bell-o.
Yo quiero Taco Bell-o.
Yo quiero Taco Bell-o.
Yo quiero Taco Bell-o.

[Chihuahua keeps singing the above 4 lines.]

Come on and get some Taco Bell-o.
Gotta make a run for the border.
Come on and get some Taco Bell-o.
Take your money and run for the border!
Screw you!
Screw you! Screw you!
We're gonna screw you!
Really screw you!
Whoa! Yeah!

The money's real plenty.
My yacht's out on the sea.
I'll take a hundred wives.
You're all desensitized.

The time is now at hand! (Gorditas. Gorditas. We got
Gorditas.)
The dog has got a plan! (Gorditas. Gorditas. We got
Gorditas.)
The water makes you pee! (Gorditas. Gorditas. We got
Gorditas.)
The food is real shitty!

I'm Bellboy!
Bellboy!
Bellboy!
Bellboy.

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