Domo arigato, Dr. Loboto...
Domo arigato, Dr. Loboto! Get away from my brain!
Domo arigato, Dr. Loboto, and Sheegor, and Pokeylope...

You're wondering who I am...
Dentist or brain surgeon?
With a claw for a right hand,
I am so crazy, man!

I am a loon and
I've been hiding
In an insane asylum.
My three-pronged claw's
Got sneezing powder
Right inside "em!

So if you see me
Acting strangely,
Exit the room,
'Cause I'm so mad I
Chained up someone
In an old art room!

In an old art room... Tell me if this smells like your doom!
In an art room... Smells just like your doom!

See, I've been hired by
Coach Oleander.
My job is, you see,
I say I'll help you
With your mental problems,
And remove your brain • free!

I didn't know this
At the time, but
I think you should know:
Stay away from
Psitanium, or
You'll have no mental control!

No mental control... We all need control!
I need control... I got no control!

I am the crazy man
Who wears a shower cap
And no one else can see
The true mission of me!

Domo arigato, Dr. Loboto! Domo! Domo!
Domo arigato, Dr. Loboto! Domo! Domo!
Domo arigato, Dr. Loboto! Domo arigato, Dr. Loboto!
Domo arigato, Dr. Loboto! Domo arigato, Dr. Loboto!

"Thank you very much, Dr. Loboto,
For taking that brain and putting it in a jar!
Thank you very much, Dr. Loboto,
For taking that brain. Hide it in the asylum!

"Later... I shall use it... For world domination! Please and thank you!"

O-o-o-oh, o-o-o-oh!

The problem's plain to see:
Too much insanity
When we need Psychonauts
And brain powered robots.

Now it is the hour!
I'm in the dream tower.
Now Razputin can see
Just where the brains will be!

The brain tanks! Brain tanks! Brain tanks! Brain tanks...