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"The Holidays"

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just wanted to write a little something we all feel this special time of year
Oh Mama, I'm in fear for my life from the lines here at the mall
Been seein some crazy things going on and I don't like it at all.
Oh Mama, can't I just give you money instead of what you want
Cuz I'm stuck here and I fear I'll be sufferin from suffocation

The tree is up, the snow is out
Seein Santa and frosty
These holidays make people crazed
And that's good or too healthy
Children look for Santa's sleigh
On the night fore Christmas day
They love that man

Look Mama, all the yards got lambs and in the windows are gingerbread
And reindeer and snowmen and candy canes of white and of red
We praying the night to be silent, be a raucous in the morn
Then dinner with the whole family consisting of turkey and of corn

Papers ripped up, toys thrown all about
We're acting so jolly
Well ain't that great our dog just ate
A whole bunch of holly
Such a frenzied holiday
And Easter a few months away
Don't think I can

Oh Mama, I'm in fear for my life from the return line at the mall
I swear I just left this and now I'm back up in it all

The tree is down, needles all around
My place smell so sappy
'Tis joy and pain do it next year and
I'll have to fake happy
Really hate this holiday
Commercialism's such a pain
Here we go again

Christmastime again---
And to grandmothers house we go, no

Damn, damn, damn it no

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song police - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
You seem to have changed the third letter in the original title of this 70s' song. I do like the content, I have to give you a perfect score on this.
Jack Wilson - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Why didnt I think of this for my Renegade parody? This is great 555!
Yoidy - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Now this renegade DOES have it made! 555

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