Yeah, here I am sitting in the lunch room,
Eating my way through school
Got the twelve o'clock food blues
'Cause I've eaten up all of my afternoon snacks
And my carton of cold milk
Is it any wonder I'm not dying?
Is it any wonder I've breath at all?

Well I'm so tired of starving
I've got nothing to eat and all day to eat it
Well I'd go get some food but I've no car to drive
And no hall pass to use
Is it any wonder they all make fun of me
Is it any wonder I'm gaining weight

Is it any wonder I've got too much food on my plate
It's hiding away in my hollow legs
I've got too much food on my plate
It's easy to see I'm a sumo wrestler
I've got too much food on my plate
And it's making it's way, making it's way through me
(Too much food on my plate)
It's gone, gone, gone, gone, adding on weight
(Too much food on my plate)
And I don't know why I still feel hungry
(Too much food on my plate)

(Too much food on my plate) x 3

Now I'm a circus fat man
I can eat a whole racehorse without even stopping
I've got hundreds of pounds and the crowds never end
That is as long as I'm eating
Is it any wonder I'm fatter than ever
Is it any wonder I'm never full

Is it any wonder I've got too much food on my plate
It's disappearing into my belly
I've got too much food on my plate
It's easy to see I'm the greatest eater
I've got too much food on my plate
And it's making it's way, making it's way through me