Domo arigato El Presidento (trumpets play the first part of the National Anthem)

Domo arigato El Presidento, Blah blah, fake japenese
Domo arigato El Presidento, don't you run again, please

You're wondering who I am (tikrit, tikrit, i'm bombing tikrit)
New man or Dad again?(tikrit, tikrit, i'm bombing tikrit)
Don't care about Japan(tikrit, tikrit, i'm bombing tikrit)
The world's most pow'rful man.

I've got a secret I've been hiding
Behind my huge ears
My heart is blackened, my blood is frozen
My brain's not too clear
So if you see me, eating pretzels
Don't be concerned
I'm just a man who's made an error
And my lesson I've learned

SO DON'T BE CONCERNED
MY LESSON I'VE LEARNED
AND AFTER I LEARNED
THE PRETZEL I BURNED

I'm not a leader without emotion
I'm not what you see
I've got a little for the rich folks
Cause they're just like me

I'M NOT A HERO! I'M NOT A SAVIOR...
You already know?
I'm just a man whose younger brother
Had to screw with the polls

WITH FLORIDA'S POLLS
TO GIVE ME CONTRO-OOOOL
HE MESSED UP THE POLLS
TO GIVE ME CONTROL

The worlds most pow'rful man
Who wears a baseball cap
When I fly to countries
I've recently just "freed"

Domo arigato el presidento
Domo (domo)
Domo (domo)
Domo arigato el presidento
Domo (domo)
Domo (domo)
Thank you very much, little George W
For screw'n up the world, doin' what you want to
And thank you very much, little George W
For letting him escape to caves with God knows who
Thank you, thank you, thank you
I want to thank you. Psych! F*** you


The problem's plain to see
It's not democracy
The concept should be here
The man is what to fear

THE TIME IS 9/04!
THE SHRUB GOES OUT THE DOOR
HOPE EVERYONE WILL SEE
HIS TRUE IDENTITY

HE IS HITLER!
HITLER!
HITLER!
Hitler.