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Song Parodies -> "Soon Collared Man" ("Wrong Fight")"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Collar Man" ("Long Night)"

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Parody Song Title:

"Soon Collared Man" ("Wrong Fight")"

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The Lyrics

Give me a cave, give me security
A place where cowards can hide
I'm just an asshole in the extermination line
Allah's not on my side
I mooched off my father, my four wives have "friends"
I make them cover their face
Now I need a shower, my camel is ill
This won't be much of a chase

I picked the wrong fight, impossible odds
Distorting the book of the Quoran
Because of my whacked out view of Islam
I'm gonna be a soon collared man

They made Afghans an offer few can refuse
Twenty five million, man
I'm just an asshole in the extermination line
So tighten the knot

Wrong fight, impossible odds
Turning my back, I've no balls!
Because of my whacked out view of Islam
I'm gonna be a soon collared man

Keeping my mind on the afterlife
Where virgins are only a bomb blast away
Paradise, won't be all I heard it was
I open my eyes and there aren't any women there

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