Song Parodies -> "Blade"

Original Song Title:

"Babe"

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Original Performer:

"Blade"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

About the Marvel Comics vampire slayer...as sung by Whistler as he lies captured by the vampire brood.

Blade sees bleeding, and vampires he will slay
There's been bloodsucking here
His coat is flowing, he sees through their disguise
This Blade the vampires fear
If you're a vampire you're so screwed
And you'll find your heart will be stabbed through
Blade will extract the heart from your rib cage
Then you'll have paid your dues

CHORUS:
You know that it's Blade
Whenever you see vampire corpses in the rough
Or they're burning up
You know that it's Blade
The man who has the courage to kill the undead
And bust some heads! Yes it's true:
Blade's one bad dude

(Instrumental, with vampire slaying sounds and gunshots and screaming in the background...)

CHORUS

Blade's rampaging and slaying once again
Corpses by the pile
He has no weakness but has the superstrength
To break a vampire's smile
If you're a vampire you're so screwed
And you'll find your heart will be stabbed through
Blade will extract the heart from your rib cage
Then you'll have paid your dues
Blade's one bad dude
Blade's one bad dude
Oooooh...Blade

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PF4Eva - February 17, 2003 - Report this comment

Domo arigato (Pun intended) for making this song parody, but Blade sucks! However, I had a lot of fun singing the lyrics to the tune of "Babe."

cheerleader - February 18, 2003 - Report this comment

Two thumbs up!!!

lebeiw15 - February 22, 2003 - Report this comment

great parody!

Meriadoc - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment

A little hard for me to get into the subject matter as the only comics I ever read were Archie Andrews, but the pacing was perfect, and it seems well-written and funny. :-)

wdh - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Same as Meriadoc, not much into comics, but Styx is pretty tough to parody, so You're Fooling Yourself(pun intended) if you think I wont give you 5s.

Adagio - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Very good parody! 5's

Johnny D - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment

DKTOS, but whoah, heavy duty stuff here....well-crafted.

Peregrin - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment

I found it hard to relate to Huey Dewey and Louie! Nonetheless, good job! Johnny, DKTOS? OMG!!!

Jeff Reuben - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment

Good song guys. I'm waiting for the third movie this summer with HHH

Spaff.com - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment

I haven't read Blade or seen the movies, but it's a great sub for Babe. I woulda preferred a chorus of "you Blade" over "it's Blade," but that's just me. Nicely done.

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