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Song Parodies -> "Dan Quail With A Fork"

Original Song Title:

"An Englishman in New York"

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Parody Song Title:

"Dan Quail With A Fork"

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The Lyrics

Never give this ex-vice president a fork, or this will happen!
Daddy Bush and I dined the other day,
He paid for my roast pork.
He gave me something to eat it with,
He gave me a knife and fork!

Wow-ow! Im an idiot, a dangerous mental idiot!
I am Dan Quail with a fork!

I see a group of ladies over there,
They all have pretty hair.
I will give them something they will not forget;
I will stick them with my fork!

(Repeat chorus, first verse then chorus until the end of the song).

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Pacing: 1.0
How Funny: 1.7
Overall Rating: 1.3

Total Votes: 3

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