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Song Parodies -> "Full-Time Liar"

Original Song Title:

"Part-Time Lover"

Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"Full-Time Liar"

Parody Written by:

Squire Malloy

The Lyrics

No names mentioned, but many will guess about whom this was written.
Lie once, lie twice, don’t mind a bit
Most folks know that you’re full of shit
But you don’t seem to care, you full time liar
Your zealots don’t care ‘bout what’s true
Because your hat is red not blue
They believe it all, you full-time liar

You take facts and twist them each and very way
And you contradict yourself ‘bout ten times a day
You’re so full of crap you’re busting at the seams
“Alternative Facts” are your ways and means

You said you’d replace and repeal
‘Cause you’re the master of the deal
But you haven’t done a thing, you full-time liar
No infrastructure and no wall
Tax cuts for millionaires was all
You surely help yourself, you full time-liar

You fornicate with porn stars, bunnies too
Then deny it, when you know it’s true
We have all your lies on tape, so quit it please
But you can’t, you’ve got a disease.

Bum,bum,bum, bum badadada
Bum,bum,bum, bum badadada
Bum, bum, Full-time liar

You hang out at Mar-a-Lago far away
Playing golf most every day
Prevarication is the cart path that you take
You two-faced lowlife, give us a break!

You got White Nationals on your side
Somehow your bullshit they abide
They must be bright as you, you full-time liar
There’s no commandment you won’t waive
Bearing false witness is your fave
All you touch you deprave, you full-time-liar

Bum, bum,bum bum, badadada
Bum,bum,bum,bum badadada
Bum,bum,full-time liar

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Pacing: 2.6
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Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 5

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Michael Pacholek - August 09, 2019 - Report this comment
Dumb Donald is SO dumb, he probably doesn't think this song is about him.
climb It Changer - August 10, 2019 - Report this comment
Only virgins who have never consumed alcohol should hold office, or even vote.

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