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Song Parodies -> "Turd Burglar"

Original Song Title:

"Part Time Lover"

Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"Turd Burglar"

Parody Written by:

Immoral Liberal

The Lyrics

The phrase just sounds funny all by itself: the world's worst restaurant mascot ever!
Turns up for reasons not quite known,
And raids your porcelain white throne;
And probably he works alone,
The Turd Burglar.

Does he visit by day or night?
No one's quite sure; no one's caught sight.
He stays concealed,
The Turd Burglar.

He goes undercover looking for brown duds:
In your bowl, seeking meaty chuds.
Has his brain gone deranged and taken flight?
Is he a pervert seeking strange delight?

To my old outhouse just last week,
Someone broke in, treasures to seek.
Was it just a freak,
Or Turd Burglar?

Then my indoor plumbing also;
Someone broke in through the window.
Just a random weirdo, or
The Turd Burglar?

He goes plundering each house and porta-john
Seeking for one more fudge dragon.
He's been hankering for night soil by night;
Did his head get bonked so his mind's not right?

(Turd Burglar...)
(Turd Burglar...)

Could be from a mental asylum he's sprung;
Crazed at large, confiscating dung.
In old chambers, seeks out a chamber pot;
No restaurant wants him for a mascot.

Last night, someone in a black suit
Turned up prowling for cans to loot
Dressed like a ninja,
The Turd Burglar.

But in my shot you barely see
Someone running away from me;
We're not even sure it's a he,
The Turd Burglar.

Could be she: Turd Burglar...
A he or she? Turd Burglar!

(Turd Burglar...)
(Turd Burglar...)
(Turd Burglar...)
(Turd Burglar...)
(Turd Burglar...)
(Turd Burglar...)
Combine it with the common pronunciation for "Asperger's" and you have the name of the restaurant this mascot promotes.

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 6

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Seth Brundle - September 30, 2011 - Report this comment
Maybe Jeff Goldblum can star in a movie where a brilliant sceintist builds teleportation pods and during guessed it, a dung beetle sneaks in and it's DNA gets spliced with Jeffs and things get gross pretty fast.
Dilbert & Dogbert - October 02, 2011 - Report this comment
"Feeling anything yet?" "Just a wicked urge to enter politics."

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